"A lot of people wonder how Citigroup's CEO, Vikram Pandit, can have no shame taking payment after payment of TARP money from the mental midgets in Congress. Well, this story about a once very young Vikram has just hit the net:
A young Vikram Pandit enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves the dollar.
"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store & says ; "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"
The young Vikram licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over!"
以下是一則我無意中在新聞財經網站看到的故事： 
最近天氣不穩定，偶然就會被有小霧籠罩或是下著微雨。昨天天氣陰霾有雨，那一股又熱又霉的環境確實讓自己不好受。
昨晚花了一晚的時間去溫習考試的資料，要記的，實在太多，數據，怎樣去背誦也不是能完好無錯的背誦，結果抵受不住睡魔的折磨，寧可早一點去睡，培養一下充足的精神就好了。 好在之前有溫習了一段時間，謝啦知識幫助了我。
昨天的身體已經不太對勁，晚上睡覺時情況更差，頭都暈暈的，連睡覺也睡得不好。
傳說中的神作終於出現了！ 
